- teeny\ bopper
- 1. (teeny bopper) (2455↑, 431↓)Stupid girls of ages 10-14 who squeal and giggle so much that Satan is willing to drag them back to hell. They brag about their boyfriends and show them off during lunch by sitting in a table full of shitty stupid 'couples'. They like pink and listen to stupid bubblegum pop and think they are teenagers and try to hard to act like them. They cry when they see a pimple...FOR FUCKIN SAKE ITS JUST A PIMPLE\!\!\! IT'LL GO AWAY AND WHO THE HELL WILL CARE IF YOU HAVE A PIMPLE\!\!\!??? They think they're all that and dress in pink, purple, mini-skirts, and T-shirts that say, 'Pop princess', or 'Ms. Attitude' and other crap like that. They like typing like this: 'l00k AnN I hAvE a NeW cElL\!\!\! I kAn sLeEp OvEr yay\!\!\! Like We CaN caLl up the B0iZ and pAiNt oUr naILz\!\!\! g2g bi\!\!\!\!' it is so annoying. They think they're all that just because they have 'boyfriends'. They don't know the true definition of that word. They often write in their online journals, 'I lOvE jAsOn hE iS sO HotT I waNna Kiz hiM\!\!\!\!' When asked about their favorite hobby, they all scream like sluts, "SHOPPING\!\!\!\!"
Bopper: Hi WuSsUp hOmIe??? Me: You boppers suck serious ass. O_o
Author: Shedie http://teeny-bopper.urbanup.com/8053202. (teeny bopper) (2205↑, 318↓)The ethnic group Hitler would focus on instead if he were alive today.Teeny Bopper: Let's all get ice-cream sodas\! Hitler: Kommen sie um\!
Author: Requiett http://teeny-bopper.urbanup.com/13034283. (teeny bopper) (1332↑, 603↓)Teenage whore. They like to listen to shit music to be in a group. They flock around their tvs watchin MTV to see whats hip. They deck themselves out at hot topic to be like avril laving or good charlote or wear skimpy clothes when they are fat as hell and have backacne to be like britney spears. they always watch american idol and always vote for the gay guy. they are one of the most hated people in the world, next to terrorists.Breaking news: The government ordered the genocide of teeny boppers.
Author: Rawr http://teeny-bopper.urbanup.com/1564134. (teeny bopper) (746↑, 222↓)An odd species of n00b that displays the following traits... -Fond of MTV, Good Charlotte, the like. -Plumage usually black with hot pink mixed in, markings usually in the form of the words "Punk Princess." -Natural watering hole is a chatroom, where they use their mating call, which sounds like this. "LOL\!\!\!111\!Z liek aslz\!143e12\!\!\!" Easiest way to kill them is disembowelment. Don't go for the head, they're like roaches."Break out the frags, guys, it's Teeny Bopper season."
Author: Alec http://teeny-bopper.urbanup.com/9402945. (teeny bopper) (556↑, 198↓)Usually females from the ages of 10-15, who obsess over pop-punk bands, thinking they are hardcore, and are convinced they are married to one of them. They drive real fans insane and are hated by most intelligent people. They dress like slutty preps and their scream names are usually something along the lines of ***PuNk PrInCeSs 4 LyFe\!\!*** They also cannot complete a sentence without using the word "like" at least 5 times.Lets kill all the teeny boppers, the world will be a better place.
Author: Ness http://teeny-bopper.urbanup.com/2477466. (Teeny Bopper) (419↑, 68↓)A girl obsessed with pop culture, gossip and throwing up in bathrooms after meals in an attempt to fit in, act more mature or be cooler. This is often an attempt to overcompensate for other insecurities. They are also attention whores. Teeny Boppers are usually 10-16 years of age, or are college students with the mentality of a 10-16 year old. If they are 18+ teeny boppers, they usually have no direction in life other then “I am an aspiring actress/dancer” while working as a hooters waitress and getting drunk on weekends. By the time they are 30, they usually have 8 out of style tattoos, 3 kids from 20 fathers, 50 extra pounds (if not more), and shoot heroin. They are often slaves to their hormones and emotions. They are incredibly friendly and fun loving one minute, then turn psycho and obsessive the next.Last night at the club, I took home a teeny bopper chick. Dude, they are so easy but wont shut the fuck up.
Author: Xeal http://teeny-bopper.urbanup.com/11264647. (Teeny Bopper) (469↑, 176↓)stupid little preteens or 13 year olds walking round like little tarts in slutty clothes thinkin dey all dat.a 12 year old walking down the street in denim mini-mini skirt and a top saying "little devil".
Author: Babygal http://teeny-bopper.urbanup.com/3445258. (teeny bopper) (349↑, 66↓)Specimen; Teeny Bopper ; (genus; Teenikin bopperili.) General Description: In this case, we are observing the ‘AzN\teeny\ bopper\teeny\ bopper\teeny\ bopper\teeny\ bopper’ subspecies of TB, each race, generally has their own kind of TB, but this is the one I am most familiar with. Likes: Name Brands, Any car that was featured on Initial D, Morning Glory, Sanrio, Zogabi, Sticker Photos, Dream Photos, Daytona, Counter-strike, WarCraft, Bitching, Backstabbing, Heavily Peroxided Hair. Dislikes: Not being able to afford name brands, Other TB’s, Anyone deemed ‘cooler’ than themselves, People who don’t wear name brands, people with black hair, anyone that isn’t AzN\teeny\ bopper\teeny\ bopper\teeny\ bopper\teeny\ bopper. Can Be Seen At: LAN Café’s, VA, Excalibur, Whitehouse, Chapel St, Outside underage Club venues (most popular being Salt, Soul, Red, Blue, Green, Magenta.), Hanging around State Library, Sticker Photo shops, Morning Glory, the “CT”, Box Hill, “Glenny” “Shoppo” Can’t Live Without: Mobile Phone (with enough dangly decorations to cause a landslide, and little fluffy things the size of a small child, and photo compatibility to add to their plethora of photos taken with all their TB friends they don’t actually like), Trends to follow, “Pocket Money” (has been known to rival the family fortune of some lower income households.) -------------Demeano ur Females: (Towards Males) Ridiculously Cute, Ditzy, Disarmingly Nice, (This, is scientifically proven to be all an act, to attract a TB of the opposite sex, who, unknowingly will be sucked dry (emotionally, financially, more the latter) and discarded in a few weeks. Much like those Praying Mantis things you see on the Discovery Channel.) (Towards Females) Calculating (ie. Breast size, or in fact, any evidence of chestal baggage whatsoever), Cold, Extremely Snobby, Backstabbing, General Bitch. (When Males of the genus are not around, the real personality of the Female ‘AzN’ TB comes to the fore. Most evident in the many enemies they make during their regular incursions into other TB’s territories (The female of the species is much like the Male of certain large predatory cats, in that they roam a wide and well defined boundary, with a desired number of Males within, worshipping them. The only time a Male will see this side, is when they are in a relationship with one, and by then it is too late.) Males: (Towards Females) Overtly Loud Mouthed trash talking gangsters. (Towards Males) Overtly Loud Mouthed trash talking gangsters. Extremely Competitive, love talking themselves up. Tends to over exaggerate, everything, including attractiveness, their “admirers”, and their “rice ride”. -------------Disting uishing Features Females: Hair colour: Never ever Black, due to perceived ‘uncoolness’ of having a natural hair colour. Can vary from either “I washed my hair with industrial strength cleaner” blonde to “I have just enough colouring to be cool” brown. May also involve highlights of other, cuteness enhancing colours. Hair Style: Whatever is trendy in Japan/Hong Kong/Korea. Hair if needed to be clipped, usually full of “cuteness enhancing” pink/blue hello kitty/pucca/blue bear/morning glory clips. Takes at least 45 minutes to create. Is more artificial than biological, due to repeated chemical straightening/permin g treatments. There has been an cases of the hair actually taking on a life of it’s own, and controlling the TB itself (Because of the little difference in demeanour between a regular TB and one affected with the above disorder is so minute, the number of victims is unknown.) Males: Hair Colour: See Females. Although, replace cuteness with ‘Hardcaw gangstaZ’ Hair Style: There are two main types. Down or Up. Down is either a middle part, or something stemming from the “middle part” (commonly known as ‘Default Asian Hair’) “Up” generally involves…. Well… spikes… depending on ‘hardcoreness’ the length of the spikes increase accordingly. Has been compared to stelecmites and antlers on a deer. Both involving an environmentally unfriendly amount of hair product, sometimes even more than the Female TB. -------------Clothin g: Generally, extremely fixated on brand names (that they’ve stolen, or haggled from some black market in Chinatown or Malaysia), and will go to no end to bring up talk about clothes in general conversation, just so they can talk about what brand they are wearing. “Hey, like my new pants/top/scarf?” -------------Females : Would Like: Anything by Ralph Lauren, Banana Republic, Sass and Bides, etc. Actually Wears: Supre, Miss Shop, Misc. Imitation Clothes from South East Asia, Anything deemed cute or “KaWaAaIiizZzZ\teeny\ bopper\teeny\ bopper\teeny\ bopper\!\!¬ \!\teeny\ bopper\teeny\ bopper” by peers. Also, has an abnormal affinity with scarves and spray-paint jeans (with flares that can envelope a developing nation), even in hot weather. Very fickle, and will change entire wardrobe according to what the girl they hate is wearing. Simliar to normal girls clothes, but usually 1 or 5 sizes smaller. Wardrobe in severe cases is worth more than the house which houses them. -------------Males: Would Like: Anything by Ralph Lauren, Tommy Hilfinger, Hugo Boss etc. Actually Wears: Mooks, Giodarno, Stussy, Imitation Clothes from South East Asia Exclusively dresses in the colours: white black and tan. Clothes are either on the “suss” side of tight, or the “homeboy” side of baggy (usually with the waistband hovering about the skinny boy’s ankles). -------------Languag e TB’s speak in a total sub dialect of English, which normal people have the capability of understanding, but this involves an incredible amount of brainpower that only 60% of the population possesses. When speaking the males of the species tend to say “Man” “Yo” “bro” “dude” and “sup” a lot, interspersed with a lot of grunting and head nodding. The Females, on the other hand, are somewhat at the other hand of the scale, as they tend to run words together, producing an entirely incomprehensible babble eg: “weeeeeiiheywhatchuu ptotodayhowyabeenive beenkewlhaveyouseenm ynewscarfisntitcuteo hmygodmyphonesringin gsorry”. Their language deteriorates even more online, where communicating with a TB is akin to talking to a Giant SMS message, with more pictures. Eg. Common phrases encountered online include: -------------Girls Hi, how are you? "e3iOwO3zZ HuNN4iiZz\teeny\ bopper\!\!\! mwAahZ\teeny\ bopper\! wAtcHuZ b3eN aRpzZ `2\teeny\ bopper\teeny\ bopper\teeny\ bopper??" I must be going now, I’ll talk to you another time. "o3wZz\teeny\ bopper\teeny\ bopper ai` gOtz tA gO3Z bUbBi3Z\teeny\ bopper\teeny\ bopper\teeny\ bopper iMMa tOrk `2 yOoHz `8rZ mMk4iiZ\teeny\ bopper??" Good bye. "bUh`b4iZz\teeny\ bopper\teeny\ bopper\!\! MwaHhZz\teeny\ bopper\!\! LuB chUuZ\teeny\ bopper\!\!\! (k)(l)(f)" Oh no. “OmiiGaWdzZ\teeny\ bopper\teeny\ bopper\!\!\! OmGzZzzZZZ\teeny\ bopper\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!1 11one” I don’t think that girl is very nice. “OmiFaRk`N gAwDzzZ dAt b\!tCh\teeny\ bopper???\!\!\!\!?\!\!\!” I find that hilarious. “LoLLi3z\teeny\ bopper\!\!\! rOfFl3Zz\teeny\ bopper\!\! LoOlzZ\teeny\ bopper\!\! K3k3k3k.. shOo faRn3yZ\teeny\ bopper\teeny\ bopper\!\!\!??\!\!” Do you like the present I received from my boyfriend; isn’t it pretty? “OmiGaWdzZ\teeny\ bopper\teeny\ bopper\teeny\ bopperaAAwwWz z\teeny\ bopper\teeny\ bopper mAii bOO gAb diZ 2 me3hZ\teeny\ bopper\!\! ai LuBz mAi huNnaiiZ\teeny\ bopper\teeny\ bopper\!\!\!\! itSh shOo pw3ttiii\teeny\ bopper\!\!\!\!” I don’t know. “iuNnOeZz\teeny\ bopper\!\!” or “ieRnO3z\teeny\ bopper\teeny\ bopper\!\!” or “*shwuGz*” -------------Guys Hello how are you? - "supz" or “sarp” commonly followed by “man, dude or manGz” Yes, thank you - "yer" No, I dont want to - "nar" I don’t know. - “the fk?” I've got to go, i'll speak to you again another time. - "gtg man" Goodbye - "l8r" I find her very attractive - "fkn hot bish" Oh my, that news really surprises me - "fk man" I think you are being unfair, and hostile. - "fk u man" Perhaps you should think before you say something quite so unjust? - "stfu newb" Would you like to accompany me upon an outing? - "go cs man" ---------------Gener al Language Notes How to say “love”: luV, LuBz, wuV, wuBz, h34rTz, riC3 bOi 4 foUndaSh`N kwe3n, me3hZ 4 yoOhZ, and the most perplexing of them all… “eshtOOhs” - is "ess, too".. meaning, "s" and "2".. meaning.. "s2" meaning.. "heart".. meaning "love"; “OmiGawDzZ RiC3 bOi esHtOOhZ FoUndAsHuN Kw3eN”. Affectionate names: huN, huNnaiiZ, beYbiiZ, baiBaiZ, buBbi3z, buU, bOO1. asian teeny bopper oHmahGwdz .. lOokS aT diS .. sOo fKen PweTtyFulLiEzz ..\teeny\ bopper\teeny\ bopper\! 2. normal person hey, look , this looks really nice.
Author: urbane. http://teeny-bopper.urbanup.com/15747679. (Teeny Bopper) (216↑, 29↓)A teeny bopper is a wannabe, a poser, a 6-7th grade slut whore. She's a prep one day then punk/rock the next. She says she has 20 boyfriends when they're all made up. The only real one is the 45 year old guy she talks and brags to online after school. She wears 10 inches of orange foundation she thinks makes her tan. She gets in trouble at school for her shirts sized (14 months). Fails at everything she tries. Isn't talented.Someone who likes Johnny Depp only because of POTC or Billie Joe only because of American Idiot. Wears shirts like "Blondes do it Best"
Author: Dallas Rose http://teeny-bopper.urbanup.com/127289610. (teeny bopper) (223↑, 43↓)fuck, don't even get me started on these fucking faggots. i'll burst a blood vesseli wanna punch a teeny bopper in the fucking face. especially that faggot jesse mccartney
Author: cream of sumyungay http://teeny-bopper.urbanup.com/144842011. (teeny bopper) (198↑, 46↓)Young chick's aged 12-15. The defining factor of a teeny bopper is the music they listen to. They listen to that 'top 40 pop hits' shit, like Backstreet Boys, NSync, Britney Spears or whatever. They giggle profusely at anything and are intolerably annoying especially when you or them is fucked up on drugs. They regularly hang out at the mall and movies wearing typically in-season shoes and backpacks in large groups loitering and giggling. They all watch Reality TV and say 'Like, OMG\!'. They are typically blonde and/or dumb and follow every single trend that comes out; fashion, music and otherwise. Teeny Bopper is a very stereotypical term."Look at that teeny bopper giggling, wearing a backpack and buying that Justin Timberlake CD."
Author: Diego http://teeny-bopper.urbanup.com/19815012. (teeny bopper) (178↑, 33↓)9-12 girls who think they're all that just because they said 'bitch' or 'ass'.Bopper 1: HeY bItCh wUz Up? Bopper 2: Wut R we WaItiN 4? LeTz kiCK aSs\!\!\! Me: What a bunch of fuckin posers.
Author: Applet Boo http://teeny-bopper.urbanup.com/80704413. (teeny bopper) (156↑, 19↓)Realistically,a "teeny bopper" is a young American between the ages of 12 and 19 who are very easily manipulated by pop culture.Often critisized because of their inability to think for themselves,"teeny boppers" also have a bad reputation for doing whatever pop culture tells them to do to fit in and be "cool" or "down with it".They are very easy targets for sex,profits of different sorts,and prep crowd poularity contests.Their self inflicted drama(which is often orchestrated through wispers,text messaging,gossip and appearance)can safely be regarded as gospel.Generally speaking,they base everything in all aspects of their lives off of appearance and are refered to by mature adults as "shallow".This will never go away in the American society and will only manifest as pop culture becomes even more ignorant.The only cure is for them to take education seriously and find faith in their lives.But since everything is a joke now-a-days,don't get your hopes up for this happening anytime in the next millenium\!Teeny boppers on "American Idol",teeny boppers on MTV.(sad to say;MTV used to be a music channel\!)A fatal flaw in a well established American society that values honor,God,integrity, education and respect.When these "teeny boppers" become adults,they will be the ones to strip these essential ingredients from the American heart,essentialy,making them more dangerous than the "terrorists" themselves.
Author: Josh Romero http://teeny-bopper.urbanup.com/177752914. (teeny bopper) (170↑, 41↓)A young person, usually female, usually of a preppy, perky, trendy nature. Online, they 'type lyke dis' and are fond of (or are too stupid to use anything else than) slang such as 'u' 'r' 'ur' 'y' 'wut' and put a z in replacement for an s. Despite what some of the other definitions say, a teenybopper likely would not play DDR or use faces such as 'O_O' for all people who do the above, in their right minds, despise teenyboppers. Like me.Teenybopper: a/s/l wutz up ur so kewlies lolz Me: What the hell. -_-;;
Author: Firey http://teeny-bopper.urbanup.com/16821815. (teeny bopper) (449↑, 357↓)teenage(or pre-teens) girls who are posers. they like whatevers "cool" at the time. they only like bands for their looks and popularity. they like to sceam things like: "MARRY MEE\!\!\!" to the band members. they don't know how to spell so they type Lyk DiS. they wear way too much makeup. they make comments about how 'hott' the band members are ("Lyk, OMG, thur lyk, sOoOoOo hawt\!\!"). they never mention the music. on message boards they'll have screen names like: "PxNk rAwK pRiNCeSs"teeny bopper:"LyK, AvRiL iZ sOoOoOo K3WL\!\!\!\!\!\!\!11 I wUnT 2 B jUsT LyK hUr\!\!\!\!\!11\!\!\!\!1111\!\! AnD BiLlIe JoE fRoM gReEn DaY iZ lYk, s0OoO0ooOo Lyk, HaWttt\!\!\!\!1111 OoH Mi GaWdZ, LyK, i Mz GoNnA mArRy hImZ\!\!\!one\!\!\!\!1 pXnK rAwK 4 eVaARrRrrR\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!1111111111111111"
Author: Heather http://teeny-bopper.urbanup.com/126096916. (teeny bopper) (98↑, 15↓)Usually girls in their early teens who try to act and dress like their favorite pop stars and they listen to pop music non stop. Like boy bands and pop idols and shit. They wear shirts that, I guess, is supposed to sum the person up in a couple words like "Princess" or "Chicks Rock" or "50% Angel 50% Devil" and they break down in tears when they see a Backstreet Boy and are like OH MY GOD, CAN YOU, LIKE, BELIEVE THAT'S HIM...AHHHHHTeeny boppers have no taste in music, they listen to people that can lip synch and sound like shit in real life...that definitely isn't talent and their rich off a voice they don't have
Author: XXXaggeration http://teeny-bopper.urbanup.com/105553017. (Teeny Bopper) (90↑, 17↓)Mindless retarded 13-17 year old girls who dress like whores and listen to NStink, Backdoor Boys, Bebounce, Slutina, Bitchney, Bitchenys Whores etc etc....Need to be taken away for[re-education] then sent to the [killing fields] alongside there crappy top 40 pop groups.My Neighbour Naomi
Author: Brother Number One http://teeny-bopper.urbanup.com/35163118. (teeny bopper) (75↑, 9↓)term used when kids between the ages of 10-15 are trying to act like they are teens trying to be all tough online but when they meet in person. they won't say shit to you.me: shut your teeny bopping ass up 13 year old girl: mang pleazz...lets go meet up at the chinese mall so dat my bf can beat urs ass me: what you got a teeny bopper boyfriend too..
Author: jon-knee http://teeny-bopper.urbanup.com/21495819. (teeny bopper) (78↑, 16↓)a typical prepBrittany: Hi\! Wutz up?\! N2MH, juz chillin wit mah homies \@ my houze. itz so kewl. LOL\! So, how u? I fine Me: WHAT?
Author: Gwen Stefani Grrl http://teeny-bopper.urbanup.com/29348620. (teeny bopper) (96↑, 35↓)In short, they are the worst fucking terrorists in the universe. -Basic- Typically they are slender, white, warm-blooded females aged nine to thirteen, even though most teeny boppers are twelve. -Appearance- Looks are the most important thing for them in the entire universe. They somehow think they are allowed wear mini skirts with tank tops, which in my case I think reveals too much of their scrawniness altogether. They wear loads of makeup every day, but the only makeup tip they know is that light pink eye shadow is the "only" thing that looks good on pale-skinned girls. Teeny boppers usually have tiny mosquito-bite tits that they think everyone is jealous of. They get so excited about periods and bras. -Language- I love you, sweet heart. "kmxmf0f 0oH huNNi*\teeny\ bopper\!\!\! ilk TtYL lUuUuurRve y00\!" I don't know. "hmmmmmm idk *shwuGs*" I think he's totally the hottest guy ever. "Omgzzz x3\!\!\!\!11 Hez ttly hAWt\!\!\!111111 i i i meeeen th hAwTeSt GuY eVAhHHHHaaaA\!\!\!\!\!\!" Magazines "Magz" Manicures and pedicures "Maniz N Pedizz" -Stuff- Want an iPod for Christmas or have one. Of course, the iPod is pink. Sometimes, but very rarely, it is white, but with pink rhinestones. They wear "perfume" that is actually a cheap ass body spray they bought at the 99-cent store. -Activities- Chatting online with a 40-year-old man they assume is thirteen. Shopping. Gymnastics or dance. Making stupid little clubs with their friends that end up stop having meetings. -Media- Magazines like J-14, Tiger Beat, M, and Bop. MTV. "Period" books like Are You There God, It's Me Margaret; Your Body & You; etc.Britney: OmGAWDzilLA\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\! jEnNii, we hav 2 Go 2 ThA maLL 2 gEt a MANi &&&& a PEdi\!\!\!\!\!\!\! Jenny: K, wellll go \@ NooN 2MoRRow\! Me: You fucking teeny boppers just don't know when to stop.
Author: greentea http://teeny-bopper.urbanup.com/273704021. (teeny bopper) (62↑, 2↓)Annoying 13-15 year old girls who write the name's of popular bands on there backpacks and when you ask them what they like about the band all they can say "Ummm, I just like there one song thats on MTV a lot" but in the next sentence are like "they rock they're the best band ever". Also, they never know where any of the bands they "like" are from or what they're record label isUgh teeny boppers, sie müssen sterben\!\!\!
Author: lost in fall http://teeny-bopper.urbanup.com/205428722. (teeny bopper) (73↑, 15↓)Teeny boppers are aged between 12 and 15 some are even 17 year old chiks that annoy the hell out of everyone they act all cute and stupid and think they are all that. They dress like little slutty retards n have no sence of fasion and dress in pink wid ribbons in der hair and in pig tails. They have the most annoying giggles and laugh or cry over anything. They get over emotional with boyfriends and listen to gay pop music. They chat on the net in in the most annoyin way " awwww rewlie but i need chu in mah lyf i s2 chu' and they even talk like that. They always try to act all nice n cute n when dey get angry it is hellarious. To some things up the annoying little skanks that guys tend to go for cus they are easy"hewwoo dont chuuu thing im shoooooo cyooottee look at meeee im a slutty wil retard"
Author: chris_619 http://teeny-bopper.urbanup.com/127641123. (Teeny Bopper) (70↑, 15↓)someone who screams a lot at a "band" and doesn't even know the "band" members names eg. good charlottethis stick rosie at my school in christchurch screaming "OMG ITS LIKE GOOD CHARLOTTE I LIKE LOVE HIM AND HES LIKE TOTALLY HOT BUT I LIKE DON'T LIKE NO HIS NAME LIKE" pisses me off
Author: sam http://teeny-bopper.urbanup.com/36364824. (teeny bopper) (63↑, 9↓)Firstly, i would like to correct a few misconceptions that have been made about the teeny bopper group. Teeny boppers, are NOT typically blonde, they do NOT hail from a particular age group, they are NOT sluts (to be a slut, you have to have slept with multiple partners in a short space of time). Now to my attacks on the people who have previously defined teeny bopper. Saying other people are mainstream DOESNT make you alternative. Bagging out other bands for being MAINSTREAM doesnt make you alternative. Naming bands that seem alternative, DOESNT make you so. Not having any other insult to call someone, doesnt NOT make them a teeny bopper by default. Now, i will leave my corrections, for there are too many. Teeny boppers are people who are obsessed with being "cool". They are loud, and obnoxious, and often laugh at things that are not funny. Sometimes, i have found, they put on American accents when recounting things (not too sure what thats about). Below are some examples, undoubtedly there are more, however, there are too may to list, and i have too little time. P.S Saying you want to kill teeny boppers, doesnt mean you arent one. It means youre psycho.1. Teeny boppers dress entirely in supre. 2. They scan magazines for the "what's hot" column. 3. They don't care if it looks like shit on them, as long as it's in this months GIRLFRIEND. 4. DeY tYpE n SmS lyYkZ dIzZ. 5. They "play" soccer at lunch, for the sole purpose of skanking around the opposite sex. 6. They often have "i love (insert name of most recent encounter)" in their msn nicknames.
Author: Dr. Proficient http://teeny-bopper.urbanup.com/201019125. (teeny bopper) (56↑, 12↓)girls between the age of 10-14 who like to listen to nsync, backstreet boys, etc. they type LiKe DiS, and act like bimbos.LiKe OMG\! I'm A dImWiTtEd TeEnYbOpPeR wHo LoVeS nYsTInK.
Author: sillyducky http://teeny-bopper.urbanup.com/24046726. (teeny bopper) (58↑, 16↓)a kid between 10-15 who acts grown up by wearing their backpacks to malls, bringing drinks to school, wearing differnt kinds of shoes every day, not using proper grammer(aiight, aint, etc), walking with a group of 5 or more, taking things from someone as if it was for free(a.k.a. freeloader), and MORE.teeny boppers are gay.
Author: e|2iC http://teeny-bopper.urbanup.com/13637627. (teeny bopper) (47↑, 7↓)The group of young, rich, hyper 10-15 year old girls that make up a good 50% of students in our public school system. They tend to hunt in packs ([cliques]). Annoying as hell.Teeny boppers are commonly mis-identified as [prep]s. In the nineties, teeny boppers worshipped [N*SYNC].
Author: \teeny\ boppersouba\teeny\ bopper http://teeny-bopper.urbanup.com/152335928. (teeny bopper) (53↑, 15↓)Extremely small: diminutive, dwarf, Lilliputian, midget, miniature, minuscule, minute2, pygmy, tiny, wee. Informal peewee, pintsize, pintsized, teensy-weensy, teensy, teeny-weeny, weeny. See big/small/amount.A young teenage girl.A teenager who follows the latest fad or craze, as in dress or music. The teenybopper is seen to conform to the trends of the moment. He or she will generally dress the same, talk the same and act the same way as their friends. They are easily influenced by peer pressure, and as a result will often be afraid to voice any unique opinions and beliefs.Female teenyboppers are recognised by their skimpy clothing, while male teenyboppers tend to favour the outfits worn by popular macho artists of their era ranging from hair metal bands to commercial hip-hop artists Teenybopper music.The collective Musical Genres of Pop-Punk, Dance, Hip Hop, Pop, Rap and RnB can be described as Teenybopper Music because Teenyboppers listen to such musical genres. Older types of Teenybopper music include bubblegum pop, arena rock and hair-metal. Teenybopper music is usually quite cheerful and upbeat, much like the teenyboppers themselves. The music style is often criticised for being "manufactured" and lacking talent Just SLUTS\!\!\! The term is typically used in an offensive context, where it implies immaturity andlackofsophisticated musical taste. The term also has connotations of conformity of musical taste, implying that teenyboppers will listen to whatever is popular at the time rather than making their own choice. Teenyboppers also idolise the artists of teenybopper music..There are few independent artists who target teenyboppers.Christina (18) This little cutie came to us a few days after her 18th birthday. Christina could not wait to open the package Julian had for her as she wrapped her lips around it and took it all like a pro\! Haley Young (19) A bit shy at first, young Haley came to us wanting into the club. Our man let her have it for her entrance exam as he gave her a great fucking letting her into the Teeny Bopper Club\!
Author: LyricalLady aka Defo Queen http://teeny-bopper.urbanup.com/163132629. (Teeny bopper) (49↑, 13↓)Teeny boppers are basically try hards, or young girls who are really..well...girly.. wearing alot of pink. giggle about boys. wear incredibly short mini skirts.. frilly things/beads/lots of layers and bright clothes. Hanging out near all the cool cats pretending they're just as cool...THEY'RE NOT\! run around screaming and squealing. always carry little tiny handbags on their shoulders full of their makeup. obbsessed with lipgloss. flip their hair all the time. scream when they get a msg. walk around in groups of friends that all look alike.. wear matching clothes as all their little friends. sworn enemy of the emo/scene kids..yahoo\!\! Go to alot of bluelights. Fake stuff just to get attention. Listen to simple plan and good charlotte. but also listen to girly music. wear high heels even though they're 12 and cant walk in them. aNd ThEy AlSo TyPe LiKe ThIs BeCaUsE aPpArEnTlY tHiS iS tHe CoOl WaY tO tYpE. it isnt. so stop that. most are sluts. or pretend they are to look good. Dont. THE END\!Teeny bopper conversation. "oh my gosh\! that boy is soooo hot..he was totally looking at you\!" "oh my gosh no way\! maybe I should giggle really loudly as I walk past and get him to notice me\!" "oh my god do it\!\!\!\!\!\!\!"
Author: Lucy lambent™ http://teeny-bopper.urbanup.com/223490530. (teeny bopper) (45↑, 9↓)stupid kids who stalk theyr fave 'punk' band obsessively, know everything about them and keep sayin 'OMG hes sooooo cute..'look that kid followin that guy from that band around....shes such a teeny bopper....lets go shoot her..
Author: miss chloe http://teeny-bopper.urbanup.com/21299631. (teeny bopper) (37↑, 5↓)[Idiotic] 9 - 14 yr old girls that - Think Hannnah Montana is lyke oh my gawd, so awesome\! - Obsessed with bright colors and tacky glitter - Think Zac Efron will marry them - Hobbies include chewing gum and text messaging - Know nothing about the real world - Think their so cute when their just fucking annoyingTeeny Bopper: Oh my gawd I freakin' like hate yooh\! Me: dude your like 10, learn about the real world.
Author: Jersey Kid http://teeny-bopper.urbanup.com/283059332. (teeny bopper) (35↑, 8↓)A teeny bopper is usually between the ages of 11-15. Everything they like comes from the latest trends or fashions, which they have nothing of. Their whole existence is based on what their friends wear or have. They only like what's "IN" and after that, they wouldn't be caught dead with it. "DeY TyPE LyK DiS." They wear tight ass clothes even though they are fat as fuck. the shirts they wear would say something like "baby phat, roxy, princess, baby girl, flirt" they have no lives and obsess over their boyfriend and saying "i love you" like they actually mean it, and then get dumped a day later. they go to the mall more than 3 times a week in large groups, usually more than 8 people. they stand around stores and talk about useless stuff with their other teeny bopper friends. you can tell they're a teeny bopper if they bring a backback with them to the mall with nothing inside. teeny boppers wear rubber bands on their pants to try to look cool. they buy way too much shoes. they talk and can't back it up. Teeny boppers aren't smart or good at sports. they're not even good at what they think theyre good at. believe me, i know some teeny boppers. their clothing makes me wanna burn my eyes off. well, a teeny bopper is someone who tries to be one of the girls in a rap video, with tight clothing, $200 hair, and expensive shoes and perfume. they make me sick. basically a teeny bopper is stupid, retard, wannabe kind of person.teeny bopper 1:HeY GuRl. Y0u WaNna g0 2 dA mALl S0 wE kIn meEt uP WiT dA gUYZ AnD ThRow Up In tHe BaThr00ms aFteR LunCh? teeny bopper 2: HeLlZ YAhz GiRLy.
Author: charlie willaim dag friegle http://teeny-bopper.urbanup.com/190794633. (teeny bopper) (32↑, 8↓)A teeny bopper is a stupid little person who like what MTV air because the are manipulative. they only like whats "in" for 1-2 weeks at most, wear pink, and "claim" to be emo/goth/prep/jock whatever. they also watch disney channel and memorized the HSM songs/mily cirse/sweet life...teeny bopper: OmG1\!1\!1\!elevendyone\!\! McR** RUleS My Emo SOX\!\!\! gErAlD** i$ \@ SmExY BitCh\!\!1\! me: Wheres my gun? bopper: ScReW MCr** HIGH SKOOL muSiCal\!\! OMGZZZ\!\!Q\!1\!5\! me: Ah, here it it\! \!\!BANG BANG\!\! **-substite for whatever is in, ((ex: AFI, FOB, P\!\@tD, Zac Effron ect.))
Author: m\@ndA http://teeny-bopper.urbanup.com/202944034. (Teeny Bopper) (32↑, 8↓)one of those people (usually teenage girls) who get all giggly and stupid anytime they are near someone even a tiny bit famous. at shows, they are usually the ones asking for the band's autograph, even if it's a high school band that only about 4 people have ever heard of."OMG\!\! i like can't believe I'm like talking to a guy that's like in a band\!\!\! I like just can't stop like giggling\!"
Author: i'm sorry but I hate you.. http://teeny-bopper.urbanup.com/102343835. (Teeny Bopper) (35↑, 13↓)moronic pretten girls who love boy bands and terrible pop music. They should be grouped up and brutally murdered, cause they are responsible for killing music, and turning respectable girls into whores.Teeny Boppers are worse than emo, no wait their both bad.
Author: Mr. Zimpy http://teeny-bopper.urbanup.com/444868236. (teeny bopper) (22↑, 1↓)stupid bitch age 10-16 who pisses the hell out of everyone with her home-dyed hair (all patchy and half bald), stupid lasenza girl shirts and thongs and vocabulary (reduced to lyke, and OMGz).teeny bopper: lyke OMGz\! DiD yOu heeR mA hoMeGrrL BriTTanY'zz gOtZ a NeWz bf? other respectable girl (a.k.a. me): did you hear i have a .45 i could shoot you in the fucking face with, bitch? teeny bopper: LYKE OMGZ\! *runs to her pink bedroom with walls covered in jesse mcartney to suck her thumb and molest her teddy bear* (if not, than her boyfriend, who's a nineteen year old dropout.) i hate them.
Author: mkanniebitch http://teeny-bopper.urbanup.com/270051937. (teeny bopper) (23↑, 6↓)girls between the ages of 12-16 that like a band/song that's 'cool' at the time that has been out for a year already anyway and then claim that they are their number 1 fan. They are the kids that wreck our music fests. They talk shit about how cool and hot the band members are but dont give a shit about the music and when they find another band to claim as theirs they forget about the others. Secretly they still love all top 40 shit.'Top 40 shit, good music these guys will never know' Carus Teeny boppers- Fuck em all
Author: Jim Jade http://teeny-bopper.urbanup.com/165777938. (teeny bopper) (32↑, 15↓)A young [usually asian for me] teenagerwho reckons they are king shit and on to of the gangster ladder, where's slutty skirts and clothes. like bullshit music they don't even understand, 'TyyPpe lyKEE thIis', 10-14 taxing, popping and going dance parties, drinking, and screwing boys thinking it's cool. well thats the city bum, of australia, syd, meaning for you.omfg have you seen that TEENY BOPPER that hangs arond galaxy by herself?
Author: guesswh0.blogdrive.com http://teeny-bopper.urbanup.com/156423039. (Teeny Bopper) (23↑, 7↓)The most annoying bitch's in the world. People who Absolutley LOVE MTV. They perfer Hilary Duff, Ashlee Simpson, 50 Cent, Simple Plan and Good Charlotte over Amazing Influencial bands like Queen, Led Zeppelin, Alice Cooper and the Beatles. They can either be ghetto sluts or Ugly Fake Goth's who Listen to MCR and has never heard a real band in their life. They Love shopping for rediculous clothing like "Princess" or "Myspace Celebrity" written on the T-shirt. They wish they were the girls on America's next top model, and absolutley Love Gay men. espechally male fashion designers. Teeny Boppers are unintelligent, they usually type words like "DIS, WUT? R U RILLI?" and "N Den lyke ma mum walkz in n says tuRn down ur H2w+h()rn3 h3\!ghtz cd\!\!\!11111\!11\! it hurT \! cr\!d\!\!11\!""Anyone who watches MTV is a teeny bopper, and that means you suck"
Author: vvvvxgxxxg http://teeny-bopper.urbanup.com/206486240. (teeny bopper) (53↑, 38↓)Generally, I think of teenyboppers as being younger than 11 yrs old. ok ok, i used to listen to basketcase boys, spice girls(cringes), and the like. I've changed, i was a naive little girl. Anyway, what i'm saying is not all 14 yr olds are teenyboppers. I'm 14 and at least I know who Billy Joe, Kurt Cobain, and The Clash are. All I can say, if you only know of Green Day from MTV, get a life.Teeny bopper: Omi gosh, you guys, look at my new sparkly pink punk tshirt\! i also bought some new pink pearly lip gloss. It's so totally kewlie\! Me: Honestly, I hate your shirt, and that new pink pearly lip gloss looks like crap. Why would u put crap on your face\!
Author: someone from someplace http://teeny-bopper.urbanup.com/122464641. (teeny bopper) (19↑, 6↓)Regular pre-teen girls thinking they are teenagers ; cool; all-that. They try to fit in with girls that are older and cooler. They get in style like older girls. They are really hype-beasts. They think they are trend-setters. They TRY to follow the hippest trend but cannot.We saw two Teeny boppers with make-up on and holding a purse staring enviously at the older girl wearing Jordans.
Author: ig018dummie http://teeny-bopper.urbanup.com/236293442. (teeny bopper) (19↑, 7↓)Annoying pre-teen girls who are obsessed with the Jonas Brothers, Hannah Montana, and all those other so-called "musical artists."Teeny Bopper: "OMG\!\! I'm totally in love with Nick Jonas\!\!"
Author: Hallie Brooks http://teeny-bopper.urbanup.com/308489043. (teeny bopper) (26↑, 15↓)some surban kids that try to act hard listening to 50 but cross the street when they see a black person 50 ft. ahead. 6 out of the 7 days a week, they spend their day at the mall, mugging old people. they constantly go into stores but never buy anything. when they try to hit on someone, they ask for their instant messenger screen name or findapix.com name. the other day they spend talking all day oline talking like IdIoT.(415)Bopper1:HeY MaNg, LeTS Go 2 STonEsTown tO lOoK aT ClotHes We CaNt BuY. (415)Bopper2:FOrEaLZ ShAwTY,HoLLa\!\!\! ThEn LeTs Go To CeNtURy tO lOOk At PeOpLe MakE OUt\!\! (415)Bopper1:YEa I nEeD To PiCk Up sOme NeUtrAgEna aLSo.
Author: BopperKiller http://teeny-bopper.urbanup.com/42381044. (teeny bopper) (15↑, 5↓)Pre-teen girls who dress like [sluts]/[wemos] because it's 'cool'. Read magazines like 'Mizz'. There are two generals species of teeny bopper. 1. The slut. Your average MTV kid, tonnes of definitons of these... There are evil and should be killed. 2. The [wemo] (that's wannabe [emo], english slang.) Even worse than the first species, as they think they are so hardcore since they love 'the falout boiz' and think that 'the leadsinger peter winzt' is sooooo fit. Or alternatively, 'Oh Em GeE i LuV mRc SoO mUch\!\!\!111 gErAlD WaYe Is My HuSbaND\!\!\!\! Evil things.1. Claire: Did you see the stuff I bought from Abercrombie yesterday? I got a tshirt that says 'B*tch'\! Wow, I'm so grown up\! 2. PuNk_PrInCezZ: omg\! da fallout boyz r on mtv\!\!\! lol y is the ginga singing?\! i fort da da fit emo (like me\!1) guy was the singa\!\!\! EmOgAl: lol u r sooo dumb. lol i luv gee way\!\!\! im gonna marry him\!\!\! Teeny bopper. There, I said it. Apparently it has to be in the example somewhere.
Author: MCRmy Ninja http://teeny-bopper.urbanup.com/262496445. (teeny bopper) (14↑, 5↓)Teeny boppers are the race of sub humans that have walked the earth as revenge from god for our sins. They sit around in groups of about nine or ten thousand other little fuckers and talk about how much they love their boy friends and the like. They wear pink and tiny mini shorts that are really just slighty too short underwear. They are not the receivers of as much hatred as the [emo] race, but they are fairly well hated amongst regulars.Teeny bopper: So, like what do you, like, want me to, like do? God: Shut the fuck up firstly, and just piss those sinful fuckers off so much so they hate you instead of sinning against me. Teeny bopper: Yes master.
Author: fuck off cunt http://teeny-bopper.urbanup.com/288508546. (Teeny Bopper) (22↑, 13↓)Any 12 year old who is a mindless twit. Obsessive over how they want to bang ugly overweight men w/ bad tatoos and squeaky pitched voices."in a punk chat room" little girl- oMg bEnJi Is so0o0o0 hAwT i CaN't WaIt To SeE tHeM iN cOnCeRt real punk- .... you stupid 12 year old slut, why dont you try listening to real music that isnt on mtv. i bet your a fat ugly teenie bopper
Author: Marco Vinci http://teeny-bopper.urbanup.com/122426247. (Teeny Bopper) (8↑, 0↓)Some retarded little girl who is musically obsessed with talentless people in the music industry that only appeal to their own girly interests in male dicks. These supplying artists also tend to be idiots hogging up the T.V. where valuable cartoons and actual teenage actors used to perform on. The teeny boppers are destroying the music industry by constantly supplying industries like the now notorious Disney Corporation, or Shinra Corporation (for those of you who get the reference).Teeny Bopper: OMFG IT's THE JONAS BROTHERS, MILEY CYRUS, TAYLOR SWIFT, JUSTIN BIEBER, etc. etc. Me: Go jump off a cliff and die. Everybody knows that Michael Jackson was the only real, honest pop musician and these guys are fakers for $$$$.
Author: The Future of Pop http://teeny-bopper.urbanup.com/498347848. (teeny bopper) (13↑, 5↓)Generally Girls aged 12 - 14 who follow mainstream trends and believe that they're so fantastic because they like what everyone else does. Not necessarily all 14 year old girls, however, follow this pattern. Few of us were saved by elder siblings, and [eclectica]Teeny bopper: Sup\! Dun chu reckon Billie Joe is Hawt? Hybrid Punk: ... Do us all a favour. Imitate Kurt Cobain. Teeny bopper: Huh? Hoos dat? Hybrid: ... ::kills teenie herself::
Author: Eclectication http://teeny-bopper.urbanup.com/163558749. (Teeny Bopper) (9↑, 3↓)Immature girls aged 10-16 with sqeaky voices and stupid fashion sense. Usually travel in packs of other teeny boppers and are seen in mini skirts with tshirts that say "princess" or "i'm hot and you're not". They use the word 'like' at least 6 times in one sentence and pretend they have boyfriends to fit in. Usually flat chested, stupid girls who carry handbags over their shoulders and attend pop outings to try to look cool. Are seen with at least one pink clothing item and dont leave the house without their mobiles. People outside the teeny bopper bracket think they are the most annoying beings on earth."omg check out those stupid girls over there. That one's like 10 and she's saying 'like' 300 times on her mobile" "yeah they're the new generation of teeny boppers."
Author: Sienna Louise http://teeny-bopper.urbanup.com/412163250. (Teeny Bopper) (33↑, 27↓)All these definitions of a "teeny bopper" are somewhat not correct, but everyone has their own opinion. A teeny bopper does (I guess) listen to pop music or rap for that matter. And they do only like bands/artists for their looks. I know, pretty pathetic if you ask me. The ages of a teeny could be about...10-13? Just an estimated guess. But I don't consider them acting as an "adult", more like a little hyper kid. They have different boyfriends every week or so,talk about boys constantly,"boy crazy" (dont get me wrong, I \<3 boys, but I don't talk about them 24 hrs a day and I have tons of better things to think about) care about 'only' how they look, wear tons of makeup not knowing how bad it looks. Wow, notice only they direct teeny boppers to girls. Wonder if they are teeny bopper boys? Whoa, I better stop now. ;-)[teeny bopper]
Author: Erin http://teeny-bopper.urbanup.com/70132851. (Teeny Bopper) (6↑, 1↓)A female girl usually 11-14 who thinks they are so "punk rock" because they listen to Avril Lavigne and other stupid boy bands and shop at Hot Topic.Teeny Bopper 1: OMMGGZZ\!\!\!\!111 dID YoU SEe tHaT suPPPeerrr HAWWWT guuuY at DAH MaLL YESSTERDAY\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!1111????/// Teeny Bopper 2: OMggZZ;;; lYKE yeeeaahh &&& did u lyke ccc him SMILLEEZZ aT mEEEeee???///\!\!\!\!11
Author: clarissayukispacepanda http://teeny-bopper.urbanup.com/506220852. (teeny bopper) (10↑, 5↓)A teeny bopper is the stereotypical notion of a precocious prepubescent girl who says 'like' every 2 seconds, watches MTV, listens to Fox FM, and is obsessed with keeping up with the latest clothes trends and mainstream music. Remember STEREOTYPE.Teeny bopper: omg i luv adam brody soooooo much i cant w8 til da new season of the oc cums out n omg on the weekend i got a manicure omg omg i went shoppin n i bought a pair of dose skiny leg black jeans dat evey1 is wearin n i got da new issue of dolly
Author: pinksequin http://teeny-bopper.urbanup.com/155392353. (teeny bopper) (4↑, 0↓)A preteen/teenager who is desparate to be "cool",but instead actually ends up looking like a idiotic poseur.They often have iPhones and spend their entire day text messaging stuff like ''OMG I jes GoT A ManICuRE".They often listen to pop songs like California Gurls only because everyone else like them listens to them.Teeny boppers often hang in cliques.Their lives depend on boys,and they only like guys for their looks which is pretty sad.They like to stuff their bras with tissue papper because they are flat chested and wish to have "boobies"Word of advice to teeny boppers:get a life please,and get over yourself while your at it. They obsess over themselves and are selfish.They love pink,and are always following fads and whats in.Reason Being:To bE KeWL,as I said before.When texting and chating online they type like this:OMGGGGGG i BRokE A NaIl\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\! They often wear whats ''IN". They are commonly reffered to as sluts and attention whores.Part of that is true,but not all teeny boppers are sluts.Most are though,but all of them are attention whores.If they weren't then they would be teeny boppers.teeny bopper \#1:"LYKe OMGGGG CaLiFOrNiA GuRLs RaWk.'' me:''Damn not another teeny bopper."
Author: Norklandia http://teeny-bopper.urbanup.com/524133254. (teeny bopper) (4↑, 0↓)a teeny bopper is also 1.75 grams of coacaine. Most of the time however you will only recieve 1.6 grams of the substance. It is supposed to be half of a ball (3.5 grams of cocaine)Lets go get high... We dont have enought money for a whole ball... Oh well we can just get a teeny bopper....
Author: Wilz n Stak http://teeny-bopper.urbanup.com/438893655. (teeny bopper) (7↑, 4↓)Normally asian teens that walk around the mall or downtown just to be seen. They constantly look at their phone knowing they dont have a new message or call(their phone is usually in a holder on their hip). Everything they do revolves around what other people think of them.John walked around the mall with his friends for three hours without buying anything, he was being a teeny bopper.
Author: bji16 http://teeny-bopper.urbanup.com/437543456. (Teeny Bopper) (5↑, 3↓)teeny bopper is a female with small small breasts or boppers teeny being small and boppers being boobs, small boobed femaleFriend: dude that girl has really small boobs me: thats alright i like teeny boppers
Author: bogebop http://teeny-bopper.urbanup.com/554524557. (teeny bopper) (7↑, 5↓)A term that most Asian-Australians (or most Filipino-Australians, to be more specific) don't fully understand. 1. To Filipino-Australians, being a teeny bopper usually means that your wardrobe consists of checkered scarfs, checkered cargo shirts, extremely tight pants, nike basketball shoes, vests, polo shirts and those Godawful plastic glasses with no actual glass in them. They also always have 10 containers of Gatsby (a gel/wax thing to style their hair to be cool) or gel of equal or more stickiness. Further on, they are known to flock to fad dance styles like C-Walking and Shuffling and they also take pictures of themselves every 10 seconds with their 0.1 megapixel cameras. Strangely enough, being called a teenybopper (or TB) is considered a critical insult to the teens of the Filipino-Australian nation to the point where they complain and type up about becoming [suicidal] on their [tumblr] pages or [facebook]. This definition (and the fact that it's being used as a unisex term) be utterly incorrect, but they are too ignorant to see that. What it really means is: 2. A teenage girl who religiously follows the latest fashions and pop music.1. Person: Hey, you're a TB Filo\! Filipino-Australian: *cries, complains to friends about it, goes home and goes on [tumblr] to talk about [suicide], cries some more eats nothing, updates facebook about [suicide], sleeps* END OF DISCUSSION 2. Person A: Man, she's a definite teeny bopper. Peron B: I wonder where she gets the money to buy all those new clothes and CD's, don't you?
Author: We[are]legion http://teeny-bopper.urbanup.com/504861258. (teeny bopper) (27↑, 25↓)A brainless, ditzy, 'hip and kewl' 14-18 year old girl whom, if considered even slightly hot or attractive, deserves to be: fucked senseless, up down and sideways, multiple times, spanked on the bare ass, (and then dumped on the side of the road) -- by intelligent guys, simply on the basis that these guys are the ones whose teen lives she ruined in high school, when said teeny bopper was in the cheerleading squad, set idiotic and moronic social standards, and wouldn't date them.Teeny boppers can suck my dick and ride it till the brink of dawn
Author: mick_oyoyo http://teeny-bopper.urbanup.com/79731659. (teeny bopper) (1↑, 0↓)A teeny bopper (also known as tee-bee) are usually girls who are younger than 14. All they aim to do is flirt with guys, have millions on boyfriends and hook up a jillion times a day. They wear clothes much older than their age and think its looks 'cool', what they dont know is most people just think they're immature little sluts. They walk around the school thinking they own everything, and all the guys would fall at their feet. When girls call them sluts they come out with the correct term for a slut, which is just fucking annoying. Their definition of fun is walking around the streets like little prostitutes waiting for guys to beep at them. To make them look 'cool' they will hook up with every guy and dont forget every girl. AUSTRALIA SAYS NO TO TEENY BOPPERS\!\!\!\!teeny bopper- immature little sluts
Author: AUSTRALIA SAYS NO TO TB'S\!\! http://teeny-bopper.urbanup.com/620614160. (teeny bopper) (1↑, 0↓)a teen (male or female) usually but not limited to between the ages of 10-15 who hangs out (bops) at the mall for no reason other than to check out other boppers (bops) and usually does not buy anything while at the mallteeny bopper 1: hey lets go bopping teeny bopper 2: oh ok lets go, which mall though? teeny bopper 1: any mall is good we have nowhere to go anyways teeny bopper 2: alright, make sure to call up bopper 3, 4, 5, and 6 cause we have to go together
Author: lienad llih http://teeny-bopper.urbanup.com/566871561. (Teeny Bopper) (2↑, 1↓)Girls between the ages of 9-17. They have low self esteem so they try to follow as many trends as they can to fit in with the crowd. They spend most of their lives gossiping on facebook and twitter about Miley Cyrus, Kanye and, etc. They have lost ability to think for themselves and usually threaten to kill whoever makes fun of their favorite pop artist. They think they are older than what they are and most of them get pregnant before they turn 18 because of shitty pop artists like Justin Bieber who think they know about love.Teeny bopper bitch
Author: bjshepp http://teeny-bopper.urbanup.com/544056262. (teeny bopper) (0↑, 0↓)Any down to fuck female who is under legal age (usually under 18, in some cases girls under 21). Teeny boppers come to parties to drink everyone else's beer and feel "cool" because they are hanging with an older crowd. Be wary for these girls are jail bait and also attract police wherever they go to get fucked up.My buddy wants to hook up with a younger girl, so I told him I'd invite some teeny boppers to my next party.
Author: Rev Kayti http://teeny-bopper.urbanup.com/587288663. (Teeny Bopper) (0↑, 0↓)A girl who is freshly out of high school or a freshman in college. They pray on older college guys as they learn the ways of the college party seen. Going to party's just to have sex and be cooler. They are often easy for older college bros to seduce.Gene just loves to pray on those teeny boppers.
Author: BrohemianRaspberry http://teeny-bopper.urbanup.com/572963864. (Teeny Bopper) (8↑, 8↓)A teenage [whore] who never thinks for her/himself, always types like a damn retard (e.g lyke OMGz i LuV shOpPing), and listens to......well anything that's popular at the time. it could be death metal, and they'd still listen to it. they wouldn't even like it, they just would want to fit in with the rest of the bunch. They suck.Emily Shea, one of my classmates, is such an annoying teeny bopper. you don't know her, and you don't want to.
Author: What's His Face? http://teeny-bopper.urbanup.com/363168465. (teeny bopper) (16↑, 24↓)A teeny bopper is not a typical prep. They are normally 8-11, they are compleatly flat, no boobs whatsoever, yet still wear shirts meant to show off tits. Very short skirts(dont get me wrong, i wear them too, but im 14, not 10) They wear far too much make-up, despite the fact the have no idea how to put it on.Me: Woah dang, check out the teeny bopper\!\! Her skirt is, like, the same size as mine.
Author: \<3maddie\<3 http://teeny-bopper.urbanup.com/142562766. (Teeny Bopper) (7↑, 17↓)A group of teen's that like getting fucked by old menSam Is a great teeny bopper
Author: Urban Terms http://teeny-bopper.urbanup.com/366411667. (teeny bopper) (45↑, 70↓)A person who is a tryhard. A person who attempts to copy someone else, to be cool. A person who stays in the latest hottopic/supre fashion yet claims they are a punk of some description because they like Good Charlotte and Avril Lavigne. An extreamly fake person. A Prep.Avril Lavigne is a teeny Bopper as are many of her followers.
Author: Rozz http://teeny-bopper.urbanup.com/27941268. (teeny bopper) (25↑, 72↓)A person who does what she wants, listens to what she wants, and wears what she wants. It is a steriotypical term that is used very loosly to describe most teenage girls. It is used to descibe what others see as "teeny bopper" when said people don't even take into account thier intellegence quota. Not all teen girls that are into Good Charlotte and the like are teenie boppers.Random person: Hey, what music are you into? "Teeny bopper":Im into Good Charlotte. Random person:You're such a teenie bopper. "Teeny bopper":That's a biased opinion based on the influences of society against teenie boppers. F*ck you. I'm tired of being labled as a friggen teeny bopper for being 13 and into Good Charlotte. People can be so judgemental.
Author: Cheese_Puff http://teeny-bopper.urbanup.com/113178969. (Teeny Bopper) (11↑, 61↓)Someone Who say like a thousand times. . its annoying\! Sheesh, i sometimes talk like. . this (Dis lolz)yea and I am a blonde, so it's not all blondes that are teeny boppers. . . ok so yea bye now(sumone)hiyaz. . u thurrrz me) umm hi? sumone)_ helloz wuzzzzup me0- n2m but u need to chill out fakie sumone)_ fakie?? ur callin me a fake. . . whatever like u stupid bimbo enyways shut up lyke iwanted ot ltk to u enyways byeeez me0- w/e bye
Author: BrItTaNy http://teeny-bopper.urbanup.com/36686770. (teeny bopper) (14↑, 73↓)teeny boppers are those yong tenage girls whom have not reached matchorety. thear usuoly beween 14-20 yers old ther all vrgens thay love femail pop stars wair clothes frome hot topik and watch american idol thay halv no clue on sex yet will take off ther pantees to the first guy that ses i love u trust me i know it works thay say your just a frend yet will fuck you if you ask wrightthaer freeks in bed doing crasy stuff they saw on epesodes of REAL SEX . if you come across one i say fuck the living daylights out of that pussy then thay wont be vergens hens not a teeny boppers .teeny doppers sholdent be haighted o wagit yes yes haight them and halv sex with then but only the skiny ones no fat chix all thoe more cushin fore the pushin sounds tempting OPPS \!uuuu togethe as men we will rise up and defeet the teeny bopper nation one pussy at a timesqeeks alot mainly wen happy , wears cloths from hot topik(goth place of shoping),skin color wite or mixed some tines portoreken or polish
Author: DJ=THE KID on socm 2 look for me http://teeny-bopper.urbanup.com/121442771. (teeny bopper) (6↑, 95↓)A teeny bopper is typically 14-18 years old, blonde, tall, thin, and hotttt\! AKA Barbie... they're peppy and bubbly and normally are found in the middle of large groups. Normally they are the cheerleaders of public schools and the preppy bitches of private schools. They break a lot of hearts, but they don't mean to. They're basically always happy, cheerful, smiling and the first to say hey to you in the morning. Some teeny boppers are huge bitches though and think they're better than everyone else.TB1: Hey\! how are you? Person: mmm fine i guess TB: you guess? well lets go shopping after school and I'll take you to dinner\! Person: Thanks, I feel better now\!
Author: Gettin' Lucky in Kentucky http://teeny-bopper.urbanup.com/103504772. (teeny bopper) (14↑, 115↓)a girl that listens to the music they want to listen to, dress the way they want to, and online they talk the way that most expresses themselves. people think they are stupid little preppy wannabe freaks-i just am like "well, whatever because i dont care what you think about me\!"me: hey maggie, lets go to the mall with jake and sam after school\! maggie: ok cool that'll be fun
Author: penguinHOTTIEx4x4 http://teeny-bopper.urbanup.com/103977173. (Teeny Bopper) (29↑, 158↓)10-15 year old girls who scream whenever they see their talentless "music artists" at live concerts. Completely obsessed with MTV and listen to crappy corporate rock(like Avril Lavigne, Nickelback, Justin Timberlake, 50-Cent, and all sorts of other losers). They butcher English down to the point that it's virtually unreadable.Normal writing of a teeny bopper: ZOMFG, lyik jusin timablke iz liek so friginz awzomez i wna lik mrry himm andd lkie hav hisis babbysz\!\!\!\!\!\!\!111111
Author: Death Shredder http://teeny-bopper.urbanup.com/255269674. (teeny bopper) (17↑, 156↓)A person who enjoys to talk and obsess about bands that they don't listen to. Tend to be Pre-teens, from 10-15. They only like the band for there looks or attitude. These people tend to be "wannabee" emo, punk, goth, etc. They also claim to not like labels yet say things like "I don't like to label people, but punks and goths are the best kind" or "I hate preps". Quite a few obsess over artists such as Avril Lavigne, Good Charlotte, Simple Plan, and Fallout Boy.The teeny boppers are taking over the world with their cults worshipping their favorite band.
Author: Emilia Vonce http://teeny-bopper.urbanup.com/229099775. (teeny bopper) (17↑, 164↓)little girls from age 8 to 14 that pretty much walk around goin like o my god u r such a posor only becuase u two both wear the same sized shirt and who mixes up brands with bands and says stuff like "hey i saw that band volcom on mtv last night and o my god they are so punk giggle giggle giggle" and buy everything that is pink and black becuase it is how you say "so the rage" they go to aeropostle and buy little shirts with monkeys that say "rock on" or somethin like that and when u ask them to name a song of a band that they only say they like cuz they are "in" they name the most famous song becuase everybody knows that song like beetles yellow submerine for example...and but pink and black etnies and go around with wal-mart boards with pictures of spiderman on it they go to hot topic and buy hair spray and go hey my hair has spray in it i'm cool\! and there im wallpaper is avril lavighn or however you spell it.(teeny bopper walks in wal-mart) "like o my god look at that pink floyd t shirt they are totally cool, i think, cuz everybody else is wearin one so i better buy it"
Author: robert the3rd http://teeny-bopper.urbanup.com/1481080Related: bopper, emo, slut, whore, mtv, poser, teeny, annoying, teenie bopper, pop, prep, shit, teenybopper, tween, bitch, poseur, scene, teen, wannabe, asian, cougar, fall out boy, fan, hilary duff, jailbait, loser, losers, preteen, stupid, tb, teeny boppers, american idiot, avril lavigne, babe, cunt, dookie, dumbass, emo prep, fall out fan, gawthLast updated: 2012.03.01
Urban English dictionary. 2013.